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Finland Just Gave the Middle Finger to America, Thailand and Solanas



On May 8, 2026, hitman working for Finland's SUPO (CIA) agency tried to assassinate me, an American journalist, on foreign soil in Thailand, and make it look like a motorbike traffic accident.


Why?


To try to cover up the child trafficking transit network operating in HEL (Helsinki International Airport) and in other airports and seaports in Finland.


All under the mafioso protection of Mari Rantanen, Finland's Minister of the Interior, who oversees both SUPO and Finland's police force nationwide. Including the airport police officers protecting the thieves, criminals, and human traffickers operating freely in HEL Airport.



The Evildoers. Center: Mari Rantanen, Finland's Minister of the Interior who issued the SUPO kill order on my life. Top left: Juha Martelius, head of SUPO. Bottom right: Petteri Orpo, Finland's prime minister and Mari's boss.
The Evildoers. Center: Mari Rantanen, Finland's Minister of the Interior who issued the SUPO kill order on my life. Top left: Juha Martelius, head of SUPO. Bottom right: Petteri Orpo, Finland's prime minister and Mari's boss.

In this podcast episode, I discuss how shocking it is that the national government of Finland — a tiny Eastern European country of only 5 million people — had the audacity to try to assassinate an American journalist, on foreign soil in the sovereign nation of Thailand.


A classic example of punching WAY above your weight. FAR out of your league.


All while egregiously insulting multiple governments, royals, nations, militaries, and ethnicities in the process.



Finland's Middle Finger to Thailand


What’s annoying to me, and should be annoying to the people of Thailand, and the government of Thailand, and the royalty of Thailand, is that Finland, a country of five million people — Finland is a small country, doesn’t have a lot of people — had the audacity to try to carry out an assassination on your soil.


They tried to kill an American journalist and make it look like an accident in your beautiful country. 



SUPO Finland (CIA) Kill Squad operating in Phuket, Thailand in May 2026
SUPO Finland (CIA) Kill Squad operating in Phuket, Thailand in May 2026

A small, tiny country of Finland basically just gave the middle finger to all of the Thai military, to all of the Thai royal family, to all of the Thai people.


I mean, I like Thailand. I like people in Thailand. I love Thai food. I love Thai iced tea. 


I’m not Thai, but I am insulted on behalf of Thailand that this small, tiny Eastern European country — because Finland doesn’t operate like a Nordic country. Finland is right next door to Russia. It used to be part of the USSR. It acts like an Eastern European country.


And as someone who’s been to Finland, it looks like an Eastern European country. It feels like an Eastern European country. It is an Eastern European country. 


So the fact that this tiny, Eastern European, neo-Nazi country had the audacity to try to carry out a hit in Thailand, the "Land of Smiles," is an insult to every Thai person, to the Thai government, to the Thai military, and to the Thai royal family.



Finland's Middle Finger to America


And let’s not even get started on the fact that they tried to take out an American.


The country I come from has 350 million people. 


Your country, Finland, isn’t even large enough to compete with some of our biggest cities. New York City has more people than your whole entire country does.


You had the audacity to try to kill an American journalist who hails from a country of 350 million people.



Finland's Middle Finger to Solanas


And then let’s go even further. 


I’m Solana. 


Solana is the Divine name for my people. My people being formerly known as Black American, African American, etc. 


So I’m Solana. The number of Solanas in this world dwarfs the number of people in Finland. There are approximately 60 million Solanas in this world. 



Out of Your League


You had the audacity to mess with a Solana. You had the audacity to mess with an American. And you had the audacity to mess with Thailand.


All of whom have populations that are massively bigger than yours. 


All of whom have GDPs that are massively bigger than yours.


The fact that this small, tiny, corrupt, neo-Nazi, human trafficking country had the audacity to mess with Thailand, to mess with America, and to mess with Solanas is jarring.



Divine Vengeance


And the biggest thing that you are messing with is the Divine. 


The Divine knew everything you were planning. The Divine saw everything you were doing.


The Divine is bringing to Light the evil child trafficking transit network you and your Chinese comrades have been operating in the dark and in the shadows.


Your days of harming, abusing, kidnapping and trafficking innocent children are no more.


Now what you have sown, you shall reap.


Divine judgment, vengeance and punishment are your portion.


Kidnapped Children at Helsinki Airport — The Human Trafficking Network China and Finland are Desperate to Hide

Are You a Jedi or Darth Vader? — Faith, Love, and the Force in Your Life (Part 1)

An Open Letter to the People of Finland: Your Interior Minister Just Tried to End an American Journalist's Life on May 8 in Thailand 

Life Lessons from Nepal: The Importance of Living a Truthful Life

The Killers: Why Did Finland's Mari Rantanen and Her SUPO Government Hitmen Try to Kill Me in Thailand?

Why Did Gen Z Choose This Woman to be Nepal's New Prime Minister?

Watch

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American Journalist Under Surveillance 5 Months Before They Tried to End My Life
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Finland SUPO agent spying on me with a drone on May 2, 2026
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Three weeks after this email, Finland’s government tried to end the life of an American journalist
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From Robbery to Attempted Murder?
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Whose government spies are sitting in this car near my hotel in Thailand?
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